“I really don’t want to do this fundraising event. ¬†Having had a beard for 36 years this “Big Shave” will be strange for me, my family and my friends. I’ve found these fantastic knitted hats and beards on the internet. I’m going to start wearing one of these a couple of weeks before and a few months after the big shave so no-one will know what’s happened:


I will still have severe psychological trauma after this and have already booked myself in for a lengthy course of psychotherapy to deal with the Post Shaving Stress Syndrome I will inevitably be struggling with!”